Thursday, December 23, 2010

Beyond Hooters' Cafes - Dickies! - Equal Rights

Candidate for Dickies' Waiter

Hey, do the Mormons allow us to have as many husbands as we want too?
Just wondering.
If so, there'll be a mass stampede of women suddenly interested in that pseudo-religion!
And hey, how does that group operate in America anyway? Certianly not legally, right?
Does this fall under the reason that women have never gotten the equal pay for equal work thing?
Just wondering that too.
Where are the equal rights in these things?
Why aren't you wondering too?
And - why not, since the sexist pig-looking male patrons at Hooters want to bring future consumers, in the form of their little children, into their "food" establishments - let Playboy sponsor a "bring your kids to the Mansion" thing too? 
Not only sexualize the kiddies early, but make damned sure they know exactly what females are for - servicing, turning-on, and whoring, right?
Stop it at the beginning, the way TV already does excellently well - make sure that little "whores in training" never get the idea that anything matters but their looks and getting male attention, right?
Don't let them think they matter on any other level.
And make sure that little boys understand this as well, so they can learn to dominate the females on the playgrounds and be getting sexual favors by the age of eight or nine from the girls - make sure they compete, guys, for the little boys' attention, too!
As the clothing for little girls gets more and more risque and provocative - shades of Jon Benet? - and as sexual behavior on TV gets more viewable by more kids, then naturally, they're getting the idea!
The old talk shows used to parade strippers on who'd talk about how much money they made - but not about any of the down sides to their trade.
Now there are centerfolds on all channels, hookers, and all sorts of excellent role models for the little girls to emulate! Whoopee for pedophiles! They won't ever have to train their captives again! And - they'll be happy to know that now they, too, can hang out at Hooters where they can view the little kids beings sexualized by their parents for them!
AND - all you Hooters Dads - extra fun for you! - you can all let your little girls know that you're leering at their older (or younger ) sisters already, their school pals, and that all the other  Daddies of their little friends are leering at them already! Oh, joy for you all! After all, aren't you already dressing your little dolls like hookers? And starting young is great for you, isn't it?
And that Las Vegas showgirl who's missing now? She'd given up a lucrative corporate career to follow her dream of slutting it up onstage - isn't this just what the doctors ordered? I mean the plastic surgeons whose incomes depend upon the constant supply of soulless, insecure litlte girls who now demand plastic surgical "correction" even in pre-teen years?
Cool for the male public, right? I mean, unless you're a father - the old-fashioned, caring type - not like the pimpy ones like the one who pander their kids into showbiz, for instance, so they won't have to work themselves.
Clever, right?
I can think of three huge star names right now who'd merrily delivered up their sexualized young teen daughters to media frenzies, just like the pimps do on the corner.
Anyway, back to Hooters' cafes, who now claim they're good for children!
Forget happy meals and so on, now women in push-up bras and shorts so short they reveal just about everything, (according to a Hooter's Waitress on the Headline News show) - why not just sex the kids up early?
By pass the childhood parts, the fairytales, the jungle gyms and just feed 'em the facts of life?
But - hey - here we get to the equal rights.
Don't you think these men who just love Hooters and taking their little kids in will just LOVE my idea?
I want to get investors and start a nationwide "Family Food Chain" (as Hooters maintains it is), called "Dickies"! 
With - you guessed it - really hot young guys with no shirts on, sporting extremely low-slung, sexy shorts to see theot back cleavage - extremely attentive, fliirty, college boys, maybe, who cater to the new women - women with lots of disposable income - don't you think the same men who revel in going to Hooters will love going with their wives to Dickies?
Oh, and I plan on the waiters wearing a special groin-enhancing form of underwear, leaving not much to the imagination, right?
Then, won't the Hooter's fans just love going there with their families? Kids and all?
Then the little boys and girls can learn what it's all about for real! Since the fathers who frequent Hooters want their boys and girls to learn that it's proper to get turned-on only by young women in forms of undress, (and not, presumably, by their wives - in other words, women who have had children are not, by their definition, hot or to be wanted by men any more) - then shouldn't the same wives teach the same boys and girls that it is also improper to be turned on by one's old, fat, used-up husband, and that, instead, wives should flirt with and leer at the proper objects of their lust - young guys, also in states of sexy undress?
What's good for the gander, right? Is better for the goose!
So, now that there is a great, rich class of females out there, let's start the counterpart to Hooters today! Dickies!
After all, childrens' proper education is at risk!
Any backers out there? Who's game for real equal rights?

1 comment:

  1. P.S.-
    Doesn't it just plain make more sense anyway? One woman with several (at least) hubbies?
    After all, a man wears out after one encounter and women, well, can go on and on.
    And as far as human overpopulation - wouldn't that be the natural thing to do now?
    And also, if there hasn't been a "revelation" telling women to travel to a remote region and start a Divine Mission like this = there should be now!
    But the main thing is - equal rights.
    Isn't it about time that women had them in everything?
    It's been a hundred years since women fought for the vote, and then - nothing!!!